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A highly satisfying and rejuvenating rest period that is preceded by a strenuous bout of masturbation. This act is typically performed by males on the day following a long night of heavy drinking, as it has been known to cure hangovers. See also, "jack n' nap".

Directions: For best results, use at the first sign of hangover. Repeat every 3 hours or until symptoms of hangover have subsided. To avoid potentially serious chafing, do not exceed 5 beat naps in a 24 hour period. Before taking a beat nap, consult your doctor to ensure that you are healthy enough for sexual activity.
Dude, I was so hungover today. I had to take 3 beat naps before I started to feel better.
by Creation's Hammer December 15, 2009
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This is when your feeling tired and horny and you masturbate or "beat off" and then fall instantly asleep
1. "I'm kinda tired, I think I'll fire up a dirty ol' beat nap"
by Your Brothers Johnson October 13, 2010
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