One who comments on a facebook status with a random word, or stupid joke that no one understands or everyone hates, therefore causing other people the sudden urge not to comment on it. Usually this person is not liked by anyone on facebook, and in most cases real life.
Also see comment murder
Also see comment murder
Person 1 (Joe just posted "asdfhsadf" on my status.)
Person 2 (Wow he's such a friggen comment murderer)
Person 2 (Wow he's such a friggen comment murderer)
by ChAoS x DaRk April 9, 2011
Get the Comment Murderer mug.When a person defiles the integrity of a Facebook post by excessively commenting on it or ruining a joke.
Post: "Haha, Randy where are you shoes?"
Friend: "Yeah Randy was much too wasted!!!"
Friend: "At that party last night..."
Friend: "...where Randy lost his shoes."
Other Friend: dude...post-murder :/
Friend: "Yeah Randy was much too wasted!!!"
Friend: "At that party last night..."
Friend: "...where Randy lost his shoes."
Other Friend: dude...post-murder :/
by Midnight Manatee August 22, 2011
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Get the Get Muddy mug.The girls family committed social murder, when she was exiled from her family for not having the same values as them.
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by Dawnrazor December 4, 2018
Get the step murder mug.Like committing murder, but only it just sounds catchier and is obviously more appealing to your average killer. It's also what your friends will want to do if you won't stop having one-on-one conversations on the group chat.
Friend 1: If you two don't shut up about smurfs I swear I'm gonna Kermit murder
Friend 2: But they're just so funny lmao
Friend 3: ikr lol smurfs
Friend 1: -grabs a shovel-
Friend 2 and 3: RUN
Friend 2: But they're just so funny lmao
Friend 3: ikr lol smurfs
Friend 1: -grabs a shovel-
Friend 2 and 3: RUN
by THE._.GAY April 13, 2020
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Man, the other night when I was banging my girl Kansas Muddy Waterfall style while I was taking a massive shit, she pissed all over me!
by The Playroom’s On Fire September 2, 2021
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