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Muffer

Like a buffing, but with a muff.
I gave Bruce Willis' glorious, bald head head a muffer.
by Philatio January 12, 2023
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muffer

When a person rubs their vagina on a bald head, essentially ‘buffing’ the head with their muffer.
I would love to give Bruce Willis a muffer’
by labiarabia January 12, 2023
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Muffet

Muffet, while a word with many contexsts, in this defenition will be disscussed as the character from the popular 2015 indie video game RPG, undertale.

Muffet is the main boss of Hotland, and uses a purple soul mode that makes the player be limited in movement with strings.
Her most threatening attack is her pet, who's name is curenttly unknown, that bites at the player as they scurry up.
Muffet is one of the few characters in undertale who moves the bulllet box, and she also has a text quirk, where most of it ends with a "~"

Muffet holds much love for her fellow spiders yet seems more cruel to the likes of monsters and humans.
In the true pacifist ending Muffet is able to afford a spider bakery that she runs with her fellow spiders.

Shes also the hotest character in the game because I said so
Person A: " What was your favourite undertale boss?"
Person B: "Oh, Mettaton!"
Person A: "Sweet! Mine was Muffet"
by DontAsk_ThisWasAJoke April 27, 2023
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i'maffle

verb. The act of thinking of or actually venturing out to the closest Waffle House after a heavy night of drinking....Also means heavy drinking that may or may not end in a Waffle House awaiting slow waffle service and runaway chases....Not to be confused with imaffling, which is simply heavy drinking or complete fuckedupedness inside the mind due to heavy drinking or drug use.
We will i'maffle after the next round of Jagerbombs! This town is fucking worthless because there is nowhere for me to i'maffle.
by straight outta locash June 2, 2010
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Mamma Muffer

To lick your mom's cunt.
Jy is n Mamma Muffer!
by Yuppie30.com July 2, 2016
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Truck Muffling

To slyly spread ones cheeks during sex such as not to audibly alert ones partner of atmospheric assault.
I was Truck Muffling real fuckin hard last night so that Susie would gag on my cock and not kick me out of bed.
by GrundleStiltskin69 January 6, 2020
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Head on Mufflision

When you find yourself fighting death after colliding head on with a nasty muff.
johns in the hospital.. no, head on mufflision.. i know i can't believe he would get himself in such a jam either.
by psylence July 13, 2015
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