Mormon City

An alternate name for Salt Lake City, Utah.

Guy 1: What city is the Utah Jazz's home stadium?

Guy 2: Mormon City I think.

by $lim $hady February 23, 2009

Worthy of Mordor

An expression taken from the Lord of the Rings films. Used in everyday speech to describe anything that has undoubtedly been recognised as something that is worthy of the acceptance and respect of a divine higher power. i.e. Kings, Rulers

Rob: Hey man what was in that milkshake you made me last night?
John: Just milk, ice cream and chocolate sauce?? Why?
Rob: Worthy of Mordor!

by Jimmisonheh January 23, 2009

Moron

Propper spelling for Mormon

I belong to the Moron Chirch.

by Down With Mormonism June 11, 2006

moronazi

a self-consciously anti-intellectual person who is extremely aggressive, often verbally abusive, in his/her insistence that intelligence and its attendant abilities (to use "big words," to understand and elucidate complex and/or abstract concepts, to grasp subtleties and nuances, etc.) is bad in some way or another and should be squelched in any discussion--usually, such individuals feel that said discussions should instead be filled with simplistic, emotionally charged rhetoric and/or the ad nauseam repetition of dogma or pet phrases.

"Moronazis abound among religious fundamentalists; you will also find anywhere from 1 to 31 of them in most 12-step groups."

by jw78 January 17, 2009

Moron-Gel

noun: gel like substance that was originally created to give the feeling of love and happiness. Some documented side effects from the Moron Gel can cause dried up bank accounts, extreme paranoia, pregnancy, fits of crying and has even has caused adverse reactions of people around said gel to suddenly think they are a Paparazzi and stalk and take pictues of poeple they don't even know.

Nicole: Hey how come my bank account is negative $200?
Tammy: Oh snap have you been usin Moron-Gel? Shiit
Nicole: No way man the government is trying to take me away.... i see them... taking pictures..
Tammy: bitch you crazy

by ShushiBaby April 16, 2009

Mormon Thot

When a girl tries to act like a ho or a thot, but they are actually just a good girl looking for attention.

Don: Bro, Samantha is such a bitch, she wouldn’t send me nudes.
Adam: She sounds like a Mormon Thot.

by Ixgzitz March 8, 2018

Pinchy Mormon

A member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints that enjoys the occasional cup of whole milk.

"What is that? Whole Milk? Jonathan Babin, you are such a Pinchy Mormon."

by Garfunkel64 April 11, 2010