Dude I gave Mike a Steamy Montez while he was passed out from drinking too much. When he wakes up his mouth will taste like my butt.
by joetheyounger December 26, 2011
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Get the sella monte mug.Peter: Oh man!!! This 7 ft. tall fat hairy guy with gingivitis came running after me with a giant spoon, but tripped over his long entangled ass hair.
Mat: Sounds like a real monte!
Mat: Sounds like a real monte!
by Josh January 11, 2004
Get the monte mug.I am not a mooter to nice people.
by insaneazn March 31, 2010
Get the mooter mug.This city is 110% asian. No one knows how to drive, specially on Garfield Ave. The snapchat filter for MPK should be two cars crashing into each other.
Every time I'm in Monterey Park, I get confused as to how asians can't drive for shit but when they see a discount tag they suddenly have hawk like vision.
by lescara March 10, 2017
Get the Monterey Park mug.by Dragan April 25, 2003
Get the Montenegro mug.1) A nice place where the aristocracy of Europe bring thier nice cars.
2) A car that is not nice. Just another slow american crap mobile that can't turn worth shit.
2) A car that is not nice. Just another slow american crap mobile that can't turn worth shit.
by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004
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