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Molestache

The type of mustache that someone who is molesty would wear.
The mustache of a molester.
The bigger and dirtier the molestache, the more molesty the molester will be.
"Check out that guy's molestache...he's so molesty!"
"Man...don't go around that guy, his molestache is a dead give away of future molestation."
by Lize87 July 31, 2007
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Facebook Molesting

Facebook molesting is the act of going through one's profile and liking/commenting on everything they have ever done.
Person 1: "Dude, I logged onto Facebook and I had 127 notifications!"
Person 2: "Oh, I was Facebook Molesting you last night. Sorry."
by meismandi March 22, 2011
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Mousetrap

The Act of inserting A baby mouse into a womans vagina, while the man places a small piece of cheese into his urethra, then inserts his penis into the woman in hopes that the mouse "will get trapped trying to get the cheese."
Oh, baby, Im going to mousetrap you so hard.

Lets play mousetrap!
by barBEARian July 9, 2011
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molestable

a child so cute you just want to molest them
OMG david arroyo at age 7 is SOO molestable!!!
he is!!!!
by fruhling June 14, 2010
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Mental Molestation

when you are talking to someone and they say some sort of phrase that will put a image in your head that you didn't want. things you would do when this happens 1. sceam 2. scream and run away 3. hit your head 4. cover your ears
Joe: Dude i was looking through our video collection when i saw a homemade video marked Hawaii.

Dave: We haven't been to Hawaii? What did it have on it

Joe: A video with mom dad and aunt emily having a threesome!

Dave: Ewwww! Mental Molestation
by nnjjred December 13, 2009
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Molested

The state of being so violently high that one can only describe the feeling as having been "molested" by marijuana.

A sudden and sinus-clearing onset gives way to a body high that replicates some symptoms of cerebral palsy and leaves the smoker pasted to the surface upon which they're seated.

The head high follows suit, with a brain-burning sensation that transforms any and all coherent thought and emotion into a thick molasses.

Most often occurs after ripping a giant bong.
David: ...woh...we just ripped that lux like 8 times in 8 minutes...i think...

Chris: ...i'm sooooo molested...

David: ...gurgle...
by RIPYoda October 4, 2010
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child molester

by localpriest October 25, 2019
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