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minge mop

a spong or towel that's used to clean up a messy vagina.
Can you pass me the minge mop, my fanny is moist
by ResRudeBoy February 10, 2025
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Minge Migraine

When a woman has pains in or around their lady bits.
Hey how is your minge migraine? I hope you are feeling better.
by Dp5028 May 7, 2025
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Minge miffed

Caught in a fleeting feeling.
Bruised feelings.

Similar to butthurt.
Shes minge miffed after the bouncer wouldn't let her in the club and called her ugly.
by Emceenuget May 20, 2025
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Minge Mayo

Bloody hell, the minge mayo from last night just ran down my leg!
by CGJR December 15, 2025
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magnolia minge

The plainest most boring snatch you could ever set eyes on. After five mins of cunnilingus you feel like you need to change the curtains.
"It was a case of magnolia minge, and I'm talking matt coated, there was no sign of gloss"
by Jack Jismouth August 1, 2009
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Crusty Minge

A minge suffering from a long period of draught. Usually adorned by a layer of crust made of dried vegma or yeast infection excretions.
My Tinder date had a crusty minge on her, she must havn't got laid in years!
by SkippyMinaj June 13, 2021
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Disco Minge

This refers to the state of the minge. After a night clubbing the minge will get sweaty and unpleasent to the taste and smell
"Dude, you go down on her?"
"Yeah, but didn't stay, she had disco minge"
by mr_pr December 11, 2006
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