Middle school

•A place where pubescent children are trapped for 8 hours a day, five days a month, and 9 months at a time.
•Sexual and offensive jokes are exchanged daily. not to mention endless drama over the most pointless shit.
•Relationships last about a week on average and then the horny, attention seeking teenagers find a new prey
• it's just a pit of hell where you learn a lot of life lessons and it changes your perspective on the world.

Middle school is the equivalent to satan's asscrack

by Attackonsquareflakes April 15, 2015

Middle Weight Champ

Dude with a large and/or heavy package disproportionate to his body weight. Skinny dude, big dong.

Bruh! Dude is 150 lbs soaking wet but 50 is dong. He's a straight middle weight champ, son!

by Koofeltalypse Pow! May 10, 2017

middle school fuckboy

A guy that hugs girls in the hallways always posts pictures of him and his other fuckboi friends with girls and with eachother they are mean to everyone who isn't there 4 other fuckboi friends and the instagram captions are cringe af

Hey u know Mike is a middle school fuckboy

Of course did you see the instagram pictures

by Ur boI that's gayy November 11, 2017

Middle Eastern Bowling

When you catch a woman in the middle East driving or showing ankles you bury her half-way in the sand and start rolling boulders at her until she stops moving

We once saw a woman driving in the middle East so we started playing Middle Eastern Bowling with her

by Ghost_Man351- February 28, 2022

middle meat

that hairy and often times sweaty area between the asshole and the ball sack

I often times catch alex making his cat lick his middle meat after he goes for a run.

by rosco ruxpin October 24, 2006

Middle School Relationships

One kid 11-14, likes someone and that person likes that person back. Start "dating" for 10 minutes and breakup, get back together, breakup and so on

Girl: OMG Kyle and I are dating!

Girl2:Oh lord
4 days later...
Girl:WE BROKE UP!!!!!
Girl2:Wow I'm surprised you guys made it 12 hours! Stupid Middle school relationships

by Football Kid 36 August 14, 2015

middle finger

the longest finger in your hand, when put up singly, it means Fuck You or FUck OFF, a very simple and used gesture tat every1 overuses, yet so fun, get pissed, stick the middle finger, no need for conversation, jus stick it up, and ur done

Girl: "U gave me the middle finger!"
Man: "WEll u want it up, or in ur pussy"

by a|~ J Kutz January 14, 2004