micro

my... oui oui baguette, if you will.

"I have a micro... oui oui."

by micro-oui oui August 09, 2024

Micro

The little shit stain that moans when he wipes his ass and wants to have sex with Joey (from dkoldies) bro digs in his ass crack for crumbs to eat, probably shits his pants to talk to his discord kitten all day, and gets absolutely no bitches 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Note: fuck you micro -DKcocksocks

Hey Jim have you seen the new micro comment
Is it the one that goes "y'all suck🤢🤢🤮🤮"?
Yeah! Spot on
The morel of the story is fuck micro

by Omega virgin September 04, 2022

Micro

I personally think it means very small

Before you were born you were a single celled organism and was MICRO

by Shredded cheddar September 29, 2022

micro

Someone with a itty bitty dick

OMIRAT HE IS SUCH A MICRO!!

by RITITITITITI June 01, 2024

Micro

A small sesh, often lasting only for a few hours.

ey mate, fancy a micro tonight?

by Dr_B September 25, 2023

Micro

Person who tends to piss on people’s desk. Also someone who likes to hook up with highschool girls.

You pissed on someone’s desk? That’s so micro

by Microsbitch September 14, 2021

Micro

Micro - a term used by a group of gentlemen known as “the boys” which infers a gathering most commonly known as “a session.” During this so called “session,” typically 1-2 ring leaders encourage casual happy hour drinks, but without the other boys knowledge/consent, show up with a small dosage of “Peter” to give a spark to the reunion. While “The Micro” is only meant to be 1-2 hours, these events have be known to go on much longer into the night, or as some would refer to as “the darkness”

Bro, that Micro last night was absolutely sick

by TheBaggieMan February 28, 2023