Floor-Meeting

When your face meets the floor. Often occurs when you have purchased a carton of Smirnoff Double Blacks.

Also used to subtly imply you're going to get wasted. You would only use this term if there is someone around you don't want to know you're going to get inebriated.

B Rad: Shit man, I skulled that six-pack of Double Blacks and had about eighty floor-meetings.
Bettsy: Shatted

or

Dugong: (During church) Yo man, wanna come to a Floor-Meeting tonight?
Bettsy: Why not...Casual?
Dugong: Extreme Casual...

by Bettsy@Tnnm September 9, 2007

staff meeting

looking back at your internship at BBC Radio 6 and realizing you have enjoyed yourself more or less.
the playlists, the djs, the work hours and ethics of your colleagues, the comparatively limited rate of mobbing.

(editorial staff meeting is taking place)
"Guys, thank you so much. Do you think this is crazy? Do you think what we are doing here is crazy?"

by Krkič May 16, 2019

safety meeting

Code for slacking
For when people are standing around with there hands in there pockets, cause when your not doing anything with your hands in your pockets you cant hurt yourself.

What are those guys doing over there? there having a safety meeting.

by Noka November 19, 2007

Tuesday Night Meeting

A weekly mandatory meeting held usually but not always restricted to the O'Banion Palace where great minds who think alike get together and prepare a delicious meal made entirely of food and discuss current events that pertain to the general interests of the Tuesday Night Meeting Crew. Beverages are provided via BYO. Tuesday Night Meetings, simply abbreviated TNM, were devleoped in order to ensure that good friends get together at least once per week to solve the worlds problems. Important Holidays are celebrated, and detail of the celbration is decided by popular vote. If yer not in, yer out. Thats as simple as it gets.

"Who is cooking for next week's Tuesday Night Meeting?"

by charlygordon123456 October 27, 2007

Tuesday Night Meeting Crew

Regular attendees of the Tuesday Night Meeting. TNM crew also assembles for other important events. If a member is absent, that member will usuall get a harassing telephone call to find out why said member was absent from weekly meeting. If excuse is found inacceptable, verbal insults will usually follow.

Lets get the Tuesday Night Meeting Crew together for pizza tonight.

by charlygordon123456 October 27, 2007

MEETING WITH THE BOSS

For most people a meeting with the boss is usually just a chat, but for some, like certain members/ex- members of the management team, the 'meeting' consists of the boss begging the member of staff to fuck her brains out over her desk , or anywhere in the service she thinks she wont get caught! What she doesnt realise though is no-one can be trusted and she will get caught- just when she thinks shes got away with it! Her favourite victim is her best friends' husband, but when it comes to it, anyone will do!

-What was that noise in the office?........
Oh don't worry, it's just another MEETING WITH THE BOSS!

-I'm sorry Karen, i didn't mean to give you chlamydia,but that's what happens after a MEETING WITH THE BOSS!

by guess......... January 30, 2008

Meating

The act of grabbing someone in an area of fat

Barry likes meating people

by Xx_420QwikScope420_xX March 7, 2016