Noun. One who is so adept at maneuvering an automobile in a sideways manner, that they could literally package it and sell it to willing customers.
"Mate, Johno is a drift merchant if there ever was one. He spent like two minutes drifting around that round-a-about at the end of Fake St. He was goin so fast, Macca took a puke in the backseat, shit Johno's pissed about it"
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Reggie goes around the room picking out everyone's flaws and exposing them. His jokes are funny but not everyone can take the heat. He's such a heat merchant.
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