Definitions by Blowfelt

cheese merchant 

Someone who does not wash their bellend as often as they should,

He had a cracking cock but when i went down it turn out he was a cheese merchant

cheese merchant by Blowfelt January 23, 2015

Whack Catcher 

That device or method used by a dude to catch the output of a fantastic whack session. Commonly fulfilled by a sock in adolescence due to its ability to hide the evidence in the laundry.

Paul is home alone tonight, but I see he's got a box of Puffs around to use as a whack catcher.

Whack Catcher by BlowFelt July 20, 2011

rusty dusty 

The Rusty Dusty is accomplished by double penetration of a woman during her period. The ensuing mess in her pubococcal region is a rusty dusty color.

Jane's on the rag but willing, so let's go give her a rusty dusty.

rusty dusty by BlowFelt March 11, 2007