Mentally disabled

The polite way of saying "you are a complete retard"

My son is mentally disabled, but I still love him. Translation. I wish I never met that guy at the club

by I'm not a kid July 9, 2014

Crack A Mental

Become angry or upest it is the aussie way of seeing it

Guy: Dude don't crack a mental.
Guy2: I wasn't gunna

by Mack H May 17, 2007

mental masturbation

Overly intensive self gratifying procrastination, thought and contemplation for a subject not necessarily warranting such effort.

"Let's quit the mental masturbation here, its a waste of time..."

by Diamond Tee April 9, 2009

mental terrorist

a person who sticks one thought in your brain and it comes back later, and you over analyze it.

A WOMAN !!!! is a mental terrorist
when your in a fit and she just agrees and agrees then says "______" in a whisper

and that thought comes back later...

by TNACANADA February 6, 2009

mental breakdown

something I'm having rn

1: damn why won't this mental breakdown go away

2: ikr

by JunnyJun July 25, 2021

The Mental Movie

What God intended us to beat off to. The imagination; the mind's eye. Before spank movies made it obsolete, the mental movie was all people had: shutting their eyes tight, folks in bygone epochs envisaged hot, breathless fucks with acquaintances they passed on cobbled streets. Today, some still employ the mental movie, especially when away from their computers--in an isolated bathroom stall, a fitting room, the woods, etc., the fancy can still be relied on to do the trick when called upon.

Arthur slipped into the dank alley off Goodman St., having just seen Nora in a blue mini-skirt and tank top walking out of the department store. He leaned against the dumpster, glancing about him to be sure he was alone. Nora's sweet Alabama accent, her blue eyes, the superb abundance of her breasts, her chiseled legs: all these mingled in his mind as he cranked his now bare cock with abandon. His brain went blank and he came. He breathed a deep breath: "Nothing like the mental movie sometimes," he muttered.

by Cunning Linguist 28 July 22, 2011

mental plinko

Mental Plinko is used to define the path taken by a thought through your mind from one topic to another, seemingly unrelated, topic.

"Sorry I just spaced out there for a second. When you mentioned your car troubles I had a bit of a mental plinko. First I thought of cars, then I thought of those little air fresheners that hang on the mirror, that led me to thinking about smells in general, and then I remembered that horrible fart you ripped off in the cafe the other day."

by EgoAnt November 23, 2004