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Manchester

Shitey city up north. Full of arrogant twats, chavs, and two faced arseholes. It's extremely dull too, all they've got is a mediocre shopping centre and a football museum. You're far better off going to the vastly superior Liverpool. Despite how shit it is, Mancurians make out it's far better than Liverpool and London. The reason they hate on London and Liverpool so much is because they know how inferior it is so try to bring down their betters, just like a school bully.
Adam:Fuck London man, it's evil! Manchester is clearly the best city!
Brent: Lol you're joking right? Manchesters full of cunts like you! It's gotta be one of the crappest cities I've been too. You're only hating on London coz you know Manchesters a massive shithole!
Adam: That's not true! Manchester's better! You're just jelaous!
Brent: Yeah you keep telling yourself that lol. And anyway, if that's so true why did you move to London?
Adam: Shut up! I'm out of here!
by mrperson123 January 24, 2019
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ManChild

A young boy that has qualities of a man.
"My little manchild has grown out of his clothes"
"Some kids act and dress older than kids his age, hes a little manchild"
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oil merchants with little to no fans, Plus mega faggots
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Gu-Manchu

When you give a girl a facial and most of the seed stays around her mouth and nose area resembling a Fu-Manchu mustache/goatee.
I was messing with Sally last night and I gave her a "Gu-Manchu"

That's a pretty nasty "Gu-Manchu" Steve is sporting.
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Manchester United

THE Best Team in the World!!!

Everyone in KGV knows it ...

-Max, a great loyal supporter.
Rio Ferdinand with a great loft pass to the sideline to giggs, gigs with a brilliant cross, ROONEY!!!!!!!

hey makes it look SOOO easy!!!
by loyal supporter April 1, 2005
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Menchu

The real Chu, the only Chu. Accept no substichus.
Joe: I don't know which one to chus!

Juni: Always go with Menchu if you have the option!
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manchip

a person who is extremely uncapable of processing thoughts into words that actually make sense; a special person; someone without logic; stupid
The student in my english class is such a manchip for getting a 39 on that quiz
by crashlavida February 20, 2011
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