A mental masturbation meeting with no objective or clear path to combined revenue. "We love you, you love us, we are happy... to do nothing".
Typically assembled by a repeat offender- one that has all the attendees sit around and discuss how great the others company is and how awesome the two companies would be if they worked together. Ultimately all parties walk away with nothing greater than they started- making everyone wonder who "has the ball".
These meetings are typically assembled by an idiot in a role way over their head. A Barney Meeting is followed by the "Barney Aftermath"- a fogginess that falls over everyone involved as to the next step. As bad is this gets, no one will admit they don't know what is going on as this will make them look stupid. The final stage of "Barney-ness" is the "Barney Blame". This is the finger pointing and specific blame falling on the key players of the two parties involved. All the while the idiot that started it all - the "Barney"- gets to skate off and commence another Barney Meeting with the next unsuspecting group.
Typically assembled by a repeat offender- one that has all the attendees sit around and discuss how great the others company is and how awesome the two companies would be if they worked together. Ultimately all parties walk away with nothing greater than they started- making everyone wonder who "has the ball".
These meetings are typically assembled by an idiot in a role way over their head. A Barney Meeting is followed by the "Barney Aftermath"- a fogginess that falls over everyone involved as to the next step. As bad is this gets, no one will admit they don't know what is going on as this will make them look stupid. The final stage of "Barney-ness" is the "Barney Blame". This is the finger pointing and specific blame falling on the key players of the two parties involved. All the while the idiot that started it all - the "Barney"- gets to skate off and commence another Barney Meeting with the next unsuspecting group.
Boss: "What's the next step from your 3 hour meeting in New York with XYZ company?"
Barney: "We had deep discussions about how we are gonna make millions of dollars together! They really love our technology."
Boss: "So, what your telling me is it was another Barney meeting! You are a fucking idiot."
Barney: "We had deep discussions about how we are gonna make millions of dollars together! They really love our technology."
Boss: "So, what your telling me is it was another Barney meeting! You are a fucking idiot."
by Money_McBagz November 18, 2011
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Get the Business Meeting mug.If a friend/relative/significant other says that they’re going or at a club meeting you must and I repeat MUST call the police immediately cuz that bitch is in danger to you, his/herself, and the people around them. DO NOT SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU!
Me: Where are you going?
Friend: I’m going to a club meeting
Me: what kind of club meeting?
Friend: A club meeting.
Me: HOLY SHIT CALL THE POLICE
Friend: I’m going to a club meeting
Me: what kind of club meeting?
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Me: HOLY SHIT CALL THE POLICE
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However, breakfast is usually served, therefore it is still beneficial that you attend.
However, breakfast is usually served, therefore it is still beneficial that you attend.
"Hey our boss has been talking for a while, but does any of it really matter?"
"Nah, this is an off-sight meeting."
"Ah, well at least these scones are delicious."
"Nah, this is an off-sight meeting."
"Ah, well at least these scones are delicious."
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"can I come?"
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"Nooo its a Pussy Tits and Ass meeting, all girls party"
"can I come?"
"No, your a guy, you have to have pussy tits and ass to get in"
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