magic juice

A drink made from mixing a little bit from each bottle in your parents' liquor cabinet.

"Take a little gin, vodka, tequila, rum and whiskey, we're gettin' some magic juice tonight."

by Henkrs1 September 6, 2009

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Magicka

A indie game about blowing up your friends and flying 5 miles to the side of the screen.
You also can not swim.

Also known as the Magic Suicide Simulator.

A typical chapter in Magicka:

Yellow Wizard | Oh neat come look at these mines!
Black Wizard | What IS it this time?
Yellow Wizard | Nothing just come here.
Black Wizard | Oh fine, one sec almost done with this goblin.

Black Wizard | Ok coming...

Black Wizard | WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Black Wizard | Where am I? guys? guys? GUYS?

by juanmelk April 1, 2011

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Magic Dust

Multiple different crushed up ecstasy pills that are snorted or bombed.

That Magic dust had me raving all night!

by abs lowe it November 26, 2016

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Magic Cum Dump

Right as you are about the climax while vaginally fucking a girl, pull out, cum in her bellybutton, twist both of her nipples and give her a wife-beating slap in the face to open up a magic portal that leads straight into her stomach.

You: Dude I used the Magic Cum Dump on my sister last night
Your dad: Atta Boy Cletus

by YeetusDaCletusFetus December 31, 2019

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Pus the magic dragon

A penis afflicted with an STD

Dude, I'm telling you from experience,if you mess around with Rita, you gonna wish that Pus the magic Dragon lived by the sea, so you can dip him in the water all day!

by kentaylor March 17, 2007

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