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Maple Ridge

A Maple Ridge is when you put maple syrup on your butthole and your sex partner licks it clean.
Mikey took Chelsea home last night and she gave him a Maple Ridge
by Wang Chueng May 30, 2017
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marleybone

A marijuana cigarette, but a fatty. Named for Bob Marley, a big fan and promoter of the herb.
No twigs yo - roll a fat marleybone, so we can all enjoy!
by boltonoutlaw January 8, 2009
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Maple Double-Double

A variation on the 'Double-Double' a typical Canadian way of preparing coffee, made by putting two portions of milk, and two packets of sugar into black filter-prepared coffee.

The Maple Double-Double is created by putting two portions of milk/creamer and two small diner-packets of maple syrup.

Outside of a greasy spoon cafeteria setting this can be replicated with two splashes of milk and syrup from the bottle.
"I'll take a plate of Poutine, two glazed Tim-Bits, and a Maple Double-Double please."

"My roommate used all of my Real Maple Syrup, leaving me nothing but Mrs. Butterworth's for my Maple Double-Double!"
by Reggie Pindakaas September 4, 2012
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Maple Thrust

When one person puts his syrup-soaked penis into another person's asshole with vigor.

Homosexuality is not required, but may be perceived by any viewers.
Ned encouraged his roommates to maple thrust him because he wanted to prove he gets weirder than them when he's drunk. His asshole hurt the next day.
by Elk Refugee November 6, 2013
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maple glaze

Jay: I just put all my maple glaze on Katie earlier.
Tim: Your what??
Jay: My maple glaze man. I came all over her! My cum was everywhere.
Tim: Oh ok.
by Token1 July 2, 2015
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maple dicking

the act of covering a dick in maple syrup and licking it off
Jenny - did you hear that Maria is dating a Canadian?
Cindy - Yeah. I heard she even gave him a maple dicking
Jenny - No way!!
by crimsoncape August 31, 2015
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Maple dick

The Canadian equivalent of honey dick, as in honeydicking.
The Canadian spy attempted to maple dick the mountie to get those sweet top secret documents.
by Hojimachong November 28, 2015
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