Manyon

The region around a man crotch a man slides his nuts to a more comfortable position when sitting down.

That was awkward.

Did you see Bill reach to his crotch and slide his nuts to his manyon?

by craytime January 11, 2012

Manpon

A phrase used by men to their own sex to tell them to stop complaining/whining. Comes from the original word "tampon" which is used only for women (in most cases).

Man #1: This sucks, why do we have to keep doing this?
Man #2: Why don't you get a manpon and suck it up?

by dolphinlazerwave September 14, 2009

mankong

A submissive, bitch-male's asshole which contains a duck and grapefruit juice...in that respective order.

My gay partner got his mankong penetrated in the alley last night.

by Our Lord + Savior Jesus Christ December 3, 2013

Manone

A girl that IS NOT prude, however not a slut. She's gorgeous and kind. You could talk to her for hours without ever getting bored, and you can't help but open up to her.

- Is that girl a slut or a prude?

-Neither, she's a Manone

by super unicorn fart January 12, 2015

manpon

The tissue or toilet paper you put inside your foreskin after a wank to soak up the extra leakage.

"Hey mate wanna do a shopping run?"

"Yeah, I just had a flog so gimme two secs to put my manpon in. I don't wanna make a mess in my undies"

by Big Ted Banter October 12, 2016

Manpon

Using a cock to eleviate menstrual cramps and clear out the vaginal cavity of excess blood.

I 'm cramping bad, can I use your manpon?

by Shtbird August 4, 2017

Manpon

A tampon for a mans bunghole. Used to plug ones butt

Wow dude. That kinda hurt. I need a manpon now

by bitch tities March 29, 2009