Mankyism

A saying or phrase that is written with the intent of being serious but is in fact ridiculous.

An example of a Mankyism is "You can't have a bacon buttie, the king of foods, without bread." or "No. I can't believe people who wank in public toilets and things like that. Its like they are a wanking animal."

by Lord Football September 16, 2008

Mankey

A man that acts or has the mental capacity of a monkey, most preferably an ape.

Jerome: Yo have you seen that crazy guy last night?
Jamal: Yeah, Tyrone. He's one hella of a mankey.

by Perc33 July 22, 2020

manky

Rockclimbing term for loose/crumbly rock or poorly placed protection

"I rarely climb on Glacier Point apron, because it is way too manky" "Dude, you are lucky you didnt peel, because that pro you placed was manky as hell."

by John C. Bolling August 29, 2006

mankiller

A girlie movie that a man is forced to see instead of an awesome action movie.

I'd love to see Iron Man with you guys, but my girl is making me see that mankiller Made of Honor.

by Ray Walston April 8, 2008

mankiboosh

A college age girl wearing the most expensive and up-to-date fashions but acting like a two dollar ho.

Check out that drunk mankiboosh over at the bar being felt up by that frat boy.

by Erin May 6, 2005

mankind

Technically, should be all male humans, but is used to refer to all humans. I, unfortunately, am a member of mankind.

Mankind is at a crossing point in history
I serve Mankind!

by Patrick the Ugly November 4, 2006

mankle

a skull so thick it replaces the brain completely, (a solid skull)

i couldnt skull fuck him because he had a mankle

by rapetank2000 August 20, 2009