Iron Maiden

The coffin like mettle contraption with a womans body on the front. Made of iron with drainage holes in the bottom, it has sharp spikes on the inside. As the device is closed upon someone on the inside, they are pierced many times, and their blood flows out the bottom. This device is currently sued by The Moldman

OMG, The Moldman got him with his Iron Maiden, when the emts got their he didnt have a drop of blood in his body!

by Robert Sturtzen May 2, 2005

Mailee

Derived from the word "melee". Used to describe cowardly warriors too afraid to engage in melee combat. In World of Warcraft beginner players will name their character Mailee so that members of the opposing faction will go easy on them.

Dont be too rough on the mailee.

by Natecom May 1, 2006

Milk Maiden

A blonde money grubbing ho that will sleep (or marry) with anything and take off with all of their loot.

That milk maiden bitch took my wallet after I fell asleep after she blew me.

by Calenture9 January 16, 2009

Dusky maiden chaser

When a Caucasian man has a taste for the darker woman.

Wow look at Rupert with Shankeeshqua, he's such a dusky maiden chaser!

Hey have you seen Henry, he was at a hip hop hunnies convention last night. Something tells me... he is a DUSKY MAIDEN CHASER!

by powerafr02 July 9, 2009

Malentines Day

A day within 2 weeks after Valentines Day where a man can call for his significant other to take him out to dinner to a place of his choice.

"Hey Herb.. What are you up to this friday?"
"Hey Erik, I'm having my girlfriend take me to Red Lobster for Malentines Day"
"Good idea! I hear it is Lobster Fest This weekend"

by senorklein February 19, 2010

Crystal Maiden

A Character on a video game that my brother andrew beats off to playing War Craft, with Dave and Cory

Andrew beats off to Crystal Maiden on warcraft while online with Cory and Dave!

by Mattrick December 9, 2008

Malene

Malene is a retard who always ends with enormous boyfriend with a little penis. He's a fat bastard and don't care about Malene. She is incredible beatiful, but doesent know it her self + she got enormous boobs! she's a real catch!!

" Do you think her boobs are real? If they are, DAMN - that's Malene for sure!! "

by Kjottleik February 4, 2010