the magician

when your hitting a girl from behind and tell her your about to cum and spit on her back and as she turns over you realise the pent up stream of sperm hiding in that chode of yours all over her.

i did the magician on my gf at the weekend

by smellypeen911 April 7, 2021

Magical Warthog of Hope and Wonder

The Magical Warthog of Hope and Wonder is a device used toward the end of Halo 3 that is a MAGICAL Warthog (Jeep) that is damn near invincible. It is only considered to be this awesome when it is manned by the Arbiter. (Master Chief...psh)

-"Master Cheef make teh (magical warthog of hope and wonder) heavy, Master Cheef make the Warthog anti-Arbiter. ITS ALL MASTER CHEEFS FAULT!!!"

by SARGEANT JOHNSON, BITCH April 15, 2008

Have a magical day

A less crude way to say, "Have a Disney day." To be used after Lisa's answering machine salutation is ruined by the revelation of double a entendre.

Thanks, Scott, now I can't say, "Have a disney day." What can I say now? I've got it, Have a magical day! Now DON'T ruin that one for me.

by smr101 July 31, 2006

magical fire wand

A penis after intaking enough capsaicin, the chemical that makes chili hot. This condition is similar in effect to ring of fire, except that it is far more intense and therefore painful.

Characteristics include:
- Initial inability to piss, it is difficult to get some flow going.
- Extreme internal burning sensation of the penis down the urethra.
- Wishing you hadn't started to piss.
- Realizing you have to get it all out in one hit and bearing the pain.

How to get magical fire wand:
Eat some habanero chilies.

We went ot Cactus Jack's last night and got the Suicidal Salsa. This morning we had magical fire wands.

by Cabji January 24, 2005

Magical Talking Tree

A dark humor joke which tells the story of a certain organism(Human, Insect, Reptile) going through a depression or sadness. On a journey, this organism meets a tree, which has the ability to speak and grant wishes, who asks the organism what is troubling them just seconds before the story twists and kills the organism in a fitting/non-fitting way.

There once was a lonely T-Rex walking through a magical forest. "How could my day be any worse?" says the T-Rex. He then came across a Magical Talking Tree who says, "What ails you, my friend?" The T-Rex looks up and is hit by an asteroid. The end.

There once was a sad, bald girl sitting on her hospital bed. "How could my life be any worse?" Says the girl. She then came across a Magical Talking Tree who says, "What ails you, my child?" The little girl looks at the tree and is beaten by her father. The end.

by Prepare Thy Anoos May 2, 2014

Magikarping

Magikarping is a technique in Grand Theft Auto V, it means to jump and then flopping mid-flight to achieve laughs or in some cases injure people who you go into.

Hey Smith, wanna go Magikarping?

by Old One September 17, 2013

Rock out like the magickest

To totally and completely lose control when rocking out. (see def. for Rock Out) and to do so with full force and reckless abandon so much so that all others in the vicinity take notice and follow suit.

He can totally rock out like the magickest.

by Chris Calvert January 5, 2007