muppet magnet

i person who always seems to attract muppets (A person who is ignorant and generally has no idea about anything.) muppet

im feel like a muppet magnet , i always end up with muppets around me.

by DaveFar July 23, 2011

Muppet

A word in British slang which describes an individual who is to be "Crushed with a fistful of Crumpets"

OMG you stupid Muppet commit scouter ankle

by Yung Musacuminada May 4, 2019

muppet high-five

When two people fist the same person at the same time and high-five inside of them.

Chelsea would like Amanda and I to muppet high-five her this evening.

by MoxieMinion April 10, 2024

Gluing the muppet

Finishing an important task

Sorry I can’t, I was gluing my muppet.
Sorry I can’t sing at church today because I was gluing my muppet.
My husband is in the basement gluing the muppet.
I was late for my wedding, I was gluing my muppet.

by DOUGHBOY HFX September 6, 2025

stupid muppet

Specifically points to Holmes Eco Finn Li, Who always acting like a puppet.

Shut Up!!! You STUPID MUPPET!!!!!!

by A De-communisated Person September 10, 2018

Naff muppet

Someone who's mom is a whore/ slag.

Making you a hurt child.

Shut up you naff muppet I'll bang you out

by Naaman_Lyon September 18, 2020

Sewer Muppet

Term referring to a woman who’s face resembles that of a Muppets reject that was tossed into storage, forgotten about, stolen by a couple of meth heads, left on a porch in the rain, tossed in a dryer on high heat, then discarded in the trash where it eventually ends up in a sewer.

“Donna is a sewer muppet.”

by Laura Courtney November 18, 2022