Muppet Rejects

Muppet Rejects are certain people that look so horrible even the muppets would reject them...

It's those damn muppet rejects trying to get with me again!

by Precious Sunrise April 15, 2011

Muppy Bear

A pet name used for a small dog-sized bear that is actually a dog. Usually associated with small, light-colored, stubby-legged, perky-eared dogs (like Corgis or Corgi-mixes).

Awh, Muppy Bear! I love you! (*kisses and cuddles dog*)

by Hallie Boo.Berry August 28, 2016

muppet wank

During coitus, one partner (or a third person) inserts their full hand into the anus of the woman and grasps the man's penis through the walls of the rectum and vagina. They then proceed to masturbate the penis while simultaneously fisting the woman rectally.

Dude, I got muppet wanked by my girlfriends BFF during a threesome last night.

by Inoffensive_Account August 20, 2016

muplinx

A word of peace and love. Muplinx is a calm and relaxing word to keep horrible minds away and put in good. It is used for respect and its purpose is for people to be happy and enjoy life.

I feel muplinx today.

by Muplinxer April 4, 2017

muppet

A useless person, akin to a puppet, but where you can stick your hand up their ass and control their mouth.

The latest political leader is a muppet, he was installed there to do the bidding of his political party, and be their mouthpiece.

by Gonso October 2, 2017

Muppalicious

Someone who is very much like a muppet

Dan is a muppalicious individual of the rainforest

by Robert Flant January 22, 2018

Muppet Handjob

Receiving a hand job with a sock with googly eyes.

Yo dude, she gave me a Muppet Handjob!

What's that?

Receiving a hand job with a sock on my dick with googly eyes.

by Buffalo Bourbon Lady December 5, 2019