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Man, he is such a medini
by Uelele February 22, 2017
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Medina

1) To choke away a winning situation a la the '07 New York Mets.

2) To inexplicably drop a valuable player in any fantasy sports league only to see them return to dominance a week later.

3) To be confused with a Mexican and/or a terrorist.

4) To blackout drinking for absolutely no good reason only to awaken to a precarious situation.

5) To be led to believe that you have won a fantasy sports trade only to realize after the fact that you yourself have been forced to bite the pillow whilst holding you butt cheeks open for the impending trade rape.
1) "Bro, so I brought this hot girl home but then I puked all over her face." "Damn man, I'm about to Medina this damn playoff lead."

2) "Screw that guy. He's garbage. *3 Touchdowns and 128 rushing yards later* Dammit!"

3) "So I was buying light bulbs a Home Depot when some lady stopped me in the parking lot and asked me to cut her grass and make her some salsa."

4) "I'm not sure what happened. I went to have a beer and watch the Georgia game and totally Medina'd. I woke up in an American flag thong with red and black tassels on my nips chasing a dachshund screaming get in my damn bun!"

5) "Oh man I totally just raped Chris and got MJD and Randy Moss for Colston. *Colston has a 3 TD 150 yard game. MJD breaks leg and Moss retires* So, I'm pretty sure Chris just Medina'd me."
by Sooby September 12, 2013
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Modibo

He is a Fucking G in Every Game and the Most Beatiful Man People often call him Triple G because his Dig, intelligence and his Skill is Godlike.That is why He doesn't need a gun to get respect upon the street.In the top he has the right to be the King of your Country so you should do Everything He commands
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Medina

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by m.selimoska January 2, 2017
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Medin

A guy who think he is turkish
(1) Where is Medin
(2) In turkey
by arandomdude1234 April 9, 2018
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Genetically Modified Orgasm (GMO)

An orgasm achieved by the means of a sex toy or multiple sex toys, with or without a human partner.
That vibrator sure did produce one hell of a Genetically Modified Orgasm (GMO)!
by Nemo & Dory September 17, 2018
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Funky Cold Medina

A term used in the 80's by rapper tone loc to describe a clingy gold digging bitch, also has a possible cockney use
Mate 1: look'at'dat love over there shes only into the guy for his wad
Mate 2: yeah, she's a real Funky Cold Medina
by LaughingMann January 13, 2012
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