fat minge

When a pussy is so chubby you can stick most of your cock in before it counts.

Like: 'Dang hombre, i finally boned her last night but she may still be a virgin due to having an exceedingly fat minge'

fat minge

by pacino November 1, 2013

minging mullet

an inappropriate hair style deriving from mid-80s Essex (UK)

Look, there's another minging mullet.

Hey, i don't want another mullet like the minger you gave me last time!

Do you like my minging mullet?

by All Essex January 4, 2006

baggy minge

Adjective - 1. To have a very loose vagina.
2. A Girl who is Easy to hav sex with.

Slang - 1. Slutty Bitch

"BCM 2nite guys, Baggy Minge."

"Oh yes u looove BAGGY MINGE!"

by Sean_hollowmind January 28, 2008

Mucky Minge

A Muckie Minge is a puss filled , hairy horse, V card stealing vagina.

Your mum has a Mucky Minge

by Minge eater January 24, 2021

spunk minge

A promiscuous woman's semen soiled vagina after being penetrated and abused by one or multiple penises.

Why the long face, Carol? " I finally took Jamal and the rest of the basketball team up for a study session and apparently no means yes, I have a serious case of spunk minge."

Hey Andrew, how was your date last night? "After an initial set back I eventually got her to agree to consensual sex. I left that filthy pig with spunk minge.

Hey Fox, should I take Susie out for a night on the town? " Hell no, Donald. Unless you are in the mood for a spunk minge sandwich. She's a real whore."

by Donald A. February 12, 2019

trout minge

Trout Minge:
A trout minge is a vagina that smells like a dead trout.

I shagged that ginger bird the other day. I had trout minge residue all over my face. Thats not gonna happen again, I had to walk through a car wash to stop cats chasing me.

by tommy 2 sugars March 1, 2017

face minge

The type of interim teenage beard that makes someone look like a twat

Hey Digby, did you check out the face minge on Clint? He looks like a twat!

by SmurgleT April 24, 2016