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Mistake Steak

In the food-service industry, when a steak is cooked incorrectly (more often than not, overcooked), a new steak is cooked for the guest. The original over-cooked steak, often un-touched, or merely sliced into to determine wellness, is perfectly good for eating. As a server, mistake steak is an annoying (because of the lowered tip received from the guest) mistake, but also a delicious one.
The kitchen fucked up my steak order for my table again, god damnit. They ordered medium-rare and this is medium-well. Oh-well. While they're cooking a new stake, I'll eat this mistake steak. OM NOM NOM.
by FriedSushi87 October 4, 2010
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Milkshake

When 2 or more people jizz in their hand and proceed to shake the other's hand with jizz still intact on the other's hand.
Me and John gave each other a milkshake after a good circle jerk
by JordanThaMan7 October 11, 2017
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Mistake

The thing some terrible moms/dads say to their child. ):-(
"Son, YOU'RE A F*CKING MISTAKE. GO DIE."

"B-but mom..." "NO!"
by ●Ohmagodabagle● April 14, 2019
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Manitoba Milkshake

When you jiz into the belly button of the slut, filling it to the brim with hot loads of semen, let it sit for optimal amount of time waiting for it to thicken, pull out a straw and force them to slurp it up.
I made this bitch choke after serving her a Manitoba Milkshake
by KurtMoore March 7, 2011
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man milkshake

The cum from a bj is a man milkshake
Hey Bae you want to give me a bj so you can have some of this man milkshake.
by The wise owl April 29, 2014
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jewish milkshake

When you burst inside a dirty slut's cornhole and slurp it out aftwrwards.
Tim: "Hey did you hang out with Tiffany last night?"
Josh: "Yeah, let's just say I'm a Catholic but I can sure give a Jewish milkshake."
Tim: "Nice."
by Zachariahhhh69 April 16, 2015
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slimy chocolate milkshake

When a guy shits and cums all over a girls stomach and then slowly rubs it around.
"He couldn't wait to use the bathroom so he gave his girlfriend a slimy chocolate milkshake."
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