Mathression

A state of depression induced by the urgence to learn extreme quantities of mathematics due to close exams.

- Dude, the party of the year starts tonight!

- Nah, not for me, I suffer a serious mathression...

- That's why I brought you this shiny Prozac-Pill!

by nednibz July 7, 2009

Mastress

The male equivalent of the word "mistress".

In old English, men were commonly referred to by women as their masters. Mastress combines this title and the derogative one given to women to form its male version.

Ryan and I are going to tell Anthony about Tina's mastress because she is a cheating whore.

by Flo February 2, 2005

Mattressexual

Meh·tris·cex·ual~

⠀⠀⠀⠀~adjective~

⠀⠀⠀⠀To be sexually or romantically attracted to the inanimate object commonly referred to as Mattresses ("beds", "bunks", "sacks", etc.) regardless of the item's manufacturer or country of origin.

"Man I gotta hit they hay, ya'know what I mean?"
"For sure! I'm Mattressexual, so I hit it all the time!"

"My friend came out to me last weekend. I knew he was being real with me when he no longer wished to go the fuck to bed, but that he had wished to go to fuck the bed. I accept him greatly for this bravery in coming out as a Mattressexual."

by PsychAnon January 18, 2023

Mattrossman

When your friend comes over and falls asleep sitting up on your couch and snores like a whore in church.

He came over and just did a whole mattrossman .

by Hot cherry pie37 October 17, 2018

Matress Elbow

When you've hurt your elbow riding a dirt bike but tell your partner it's from helping your neighbour moving a mattress

Fuck brah, shouldn't have helped no one, my matress elbow is throbing harder than my johnston

by moistys April 9, 2022

communist matress

A woman shared by everyone sexually.

Example: Veronica is sleeping around with everyone, she is such a communist matress!

by Chinese tits May 31, 2014

mattressing

an act of solo love originating from eccles manchester england where one takes the cardboacrd tube from the centre of a bog roll,packs it with a lube of your choice,traps it between bed and mattress and gives it a good rogering

the missus was away last night so i tried some mattressing

by harry dent March 1, 2009