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I’m only a baby! 

Useful for when you’re in a difficult predicament.
Judge: why on earth would you commit genocide?
Defendant: But Your Honour, I’m only a baby!

l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t. 

Laugh my ass off so hard my sombrero fell of my head and I dropped my taco.
Steven told a joke and Brenda replied with l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.

And they all laughed! THE END!!!

I'm literally a communist 

A phrase originally uttered by British journalist, activist, academic and all-around legend Ash Sarkar in response to the odious Piers Morgan shouting accusations at and over her during an interview on Good Morning Britain, and wielded against him to great effect thereafter. It is known to exert a kryptonite-like effect on right-wing media hacks along with people who believe the USSR famine (so-called "Holodomor") was a genocide, keep revising the so-called "death toll" of communism further and further upwards, and/or peddle the utterly ridiculous belief that communism and fascism are one and the same, among others. Use wisely, for it is particularly destructive to incels who flood this website with duplicate definitions to make themselves feel better whilst sleeping alone at night.
"I'm not pro-Obama; I've been a critic of Obama, and a critic of the Democratic Party, because I'm literally a communist!"

i'm broke as a joke, 24-7 on dope 

broke. what you and all your friends most likely are, espec. if you do have a lil ice-cream habit.
"so u wanna go to the movies?" "i can't babe, i'm broke as a joke, 24-7 on dope"

H.M.N.T.I.G.A.B.B.G.T.I.P.G.I.G.S.G 

hi my name trey I got a basketball game tomorrow im point guard i got shoe game
H.M.N.T.I.G.A.B.B.G.T.I.P.G.I.G.S.G

i’m taking a grumpy 

Slang. It’s what you say when you want to take a 💩.
Hey bro! Hurry up! Do you mind? I’m taking a grumpy