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Lunch Cunt

A person in an office environment who is never satisfied with the lunch order that has been ordered for the employees as a whole. Will most likely be in a bad mood immediately after committing lunch cuntery.

One who always muddles up a lunch order; dissatisfied with the order.
Jim was a total lunch cunt after he found out he was getting lasagna instead of his favorite sandwich he always orders.
by kdawg4 April 17, 2009
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lunch slut

One who will happily go out to lunch with the first person or group of people that come to get them regardless of previous conversations or verbal commitments to go out to lunch with others.

These people often suffer from lonelylunchaphobia which is the fear of having to go out to eat lunch alone.
Jared: Where is Peter, he said he wanted to go to lunch?
Dan: Let me text him and find out where he is.
Ricardo: That lunch slut is probably already gone.

Text from Peter: Already at El Camps eating lunch with Brett

Jared, Dan, and Ricardo: What a lunch slut!
by TITman September 5, 2012
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Box Lunch at the "Y"

Another term for Cunnilingus, Going Down, or Gatoring
I swung by and had BOX LUNCH AT THE "Y" with Gloria this afternoon. Long story short, my tongue is killing me.
by Little T mart October 8, 2011
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Merry lunch limbo

While in a public forum, two or more people engage in intercourse at a Jamaican celebration, specifically after eating lunch, which involves the consumption of christmas themed food.
"I think it'd be really cool if we got four porpoises and a wet Nigerian and did the Merry lunch limbo, that'd be a badass mission."
by Knows-a-thing-or-two August 14, 2012
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School lunch

Me: dam I miss chocolate milk in school lunch
Him: yah me too
Everyone in existence: fuck you Michelle Obama
by Boi Latino December 11, 2019
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pack her lunch

To fill a vagina so much with a penis, cum, and sweat (and possibly urine) that it is overflowing with fluids.
That girl was mad horny so I decided to pack her lunch.
by stongmaster69 December 17, 2010
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chili dog lunch

When one shits on a woman's chest during a nooner and titty fucks her. Cause the tits are the buns, the shits the chili and the dicks the dog. I wouldn't recommend eating this chilli dog
I was on my lunch break with a rager and gave my wife a chili dog lunch in the kitchen. The chili was extra spicy and piping hot.
by scarecrowgangbang August 22, 2011
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