Half Ling

A person who is 1/2 asian and 1/2 white

Fred's mom is white and his dad is asian, which makes him a half ling

by nrjforever March 4, 2010

ding a ling

Someone who is scatterbrained and/or eccentric.

Someone who is conspicuously or grossly unconventional or unusual. Weird

Someone with an unusual or odd personality.

An outcast or a freak are also synonyms.

That weird rabbit Mr. Whiskers is such a ding a ling, he is so weird and freaky and he should stop smelling his feet and collecting his belly button lint. Uggggggh!

by neosmurfay February 11, 2005

Ling

A general asian who finds enjoyment from annoyance, guns, cars and stealing item as a gag or pranks

LING WHY IS THERE A TYRE IN MY TENT

by Armay March 23, 2017

ling

penis (big or small).

In India, "ling" means penis (big or small).

by Akansha May 31, 2007

kling a ling a ling dong dandy

donkey cock lock jaw fucker

Don't be such a kling a ling dong dandy

by matty July 19, 2006

ling ling

A person of asian origin or legacy.

There are currently more than 3,879,000,000 ling ling people spread around the globe!

by NightfallUD December 24, 2010

Ling

A chacter from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist.
She is somewhat of the Chosen One's companion. Although she really wasn't needed in the movie, she provided some good quotes for all Kung Pow fans.

"ew-ee-ew-ee-ew-ee-ew-ee-ooo"
Chosen One: "You broke a thermometer in my hand"
Ling:"Rub it it my hair..."

by Elise W. November 3, 2004