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Linktree Lizard

A Linktree Lizard is a person that posts provocative content on social media (e.g. thirst traps) to drive traffic to an account containing a linktree, beacons, or personal website link set that likely leads to an OnlyFans account.
Tyler: Have you seen all this ass shaking on TikTok lately?
Jeremy: Yea, it's full of linktree lizards.
Tyler: You're right... I'm still saving all of these videos, though.
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slapping the lizard 

Whenever someone gets sexually aroused and feels the need to relieve themselves with the pleasure of "slapping" their "lizard".
Jordan is in the bathroom slapping the lizard.

rose water lizard 

Someone who is notorious for trying to smell nice after sticking their fingers or body parts in nasty places without washing.
That rose water lizard bitch stuck her fingers in her boyfriends ass in an alley and sprayed herself down with Chanel.
rose water lizard by QueenVesuvia November 13, 2018

Ben the lizard

An extremely cute lizard whom is world wide famous for wearing hats and hating his owner
Have you seen Ben the lizards newest video?!
Ben the lizard by Onesexiboi January 16, 2019

lick the lizard

Bob said, She wanted me to lick the lizard.

yard lizard 

A female who hangs out at trucker stops, who sleeps with truckers, sometimes for money.
Will got to stop at houston so we can pick up some yard lizards.

winking lizard 

When your bitch is sucking you off, then you blow your load on her upper lip and in her eye. This results in her licking your baby batter off her lip and winking at the same time
Dude 1: Bro, i gave your mom a Winking Lizard last night

Dude 2: What the Fuck bro!!

Dude 1: your mom sucks good dick
winking lizard by Dan Gigolo January 4, 2008