A colossal douche who enters uninvited, and makes himself way to comfortable, before loudly fucking your roommate, and trying to act like nothing happened as he shakes your hand on the way out the door.
Person 1: "Hey, man thanks for the food. I know I showed up out of nowhere, and didn't really even knock, but I really appreciated the opportunity to mock your living habits before having a "private conversation" with your roommate."
Person 2: "Fucking Douche Lizard."
Person 2: "Fucking Douche Lizard."
by mantium January 11, 2011
Get the Douche Lizardmug. derived from 80s prison slang referring to a a nigger bitch in prison that gets fucked all day long and doesn't enjoy it, hence the ugly bitch clamping the butt hole shut so tight it resembles a lizards butt.
yo Jamal, mmm mmm that nigga otis got the tightest lizard butt a nigga ever fucked... damn i love prison, most lizard butt i ever fucked!
by jeffin off August 26, 2008
Get the lizard buttmug. lizard licker was coined by jim Morrison in 1971, by jim Morrison "the lizard king"! probably the greatest sexual gift a brilliant musician could give to the world. here's how ya do it. find a groupie or really awesome woman and a bandmate or a best friend and get naked... this is important! now go down on the woman together! if she closes her eyes it'll feel like a lizard is licking her and two tongues is always better than one!
neil: hey paul, you want to come over and give this girl the lizard licker?
paul: what's the lizard licker?
neil: got this wild child pretty sure she traveled through a portal at Woodstock and she told me about it.
paul: still don't know what it is?
neil: we both go down on her at the same time and it feels like she's fucking a lizard!
paul: okay but why would she want that?
neil: she said some guy named jim Morrison did it to her and then she ended up here! it's the last thing she remembers. maybe its the secret to time travel?
paul: maybe you both did too much acid!!!!
neil: well here comes the acid!
paul: what's the lizard licker?
neil: got this wild child pretty sure she traveled through a portal at Woodstock and she told me about it.
paul: still don't know what it is?
neil: we both go down on her at the same time and it feels like she's fucking a lizard!
paul: okay but why would she want that?
neil: she said some guy named jim Morrison did it to her and then she ended up here! it's the last thing she remembers. maybe its the secret to time travel?
paul: maybe you both did too much acid!!!!
neil: well here comes the acid!
by special_OV October 19, 2014
Get the lizard lickermug. When you are about to cum inside of her and you pull out and put your penis in a glass of milk and scream "that's the power if pinesol baby!"
by Hydra dreamer September 23, 2013
Get the slippery lizardmug. by suprisefuck6969 October 27, 2017
Get the hang a lizardmug. A woman in her late thirties or older that tries to pick up younger men at a bar. These are more common than the run of the mill cougar and can be easily picked from the crowd by her leathery skin from too much sun bathing and her raspy voice from her two packs of cigarettes a day habit. Her perfume is that of bouquet of wilted flowers and liver decay.
by Half_Yeti May 16, 2015
Get the bar lizardmug.