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Legally Dead

What the authorities declare you after you disappear into your basement to play an awesome video game for weeks on end.
I got Halo: Reach, and two weeks later I emerged to discover I'm legally dead.
by Rough Paintbrush September 20, 2010
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mormon legal

The age where mormons will finally date (16)
"that new boy is so cute!"
"i heard he was a mormon."
"damn. i wish i was mormon legal!"
by martine_sumptin or other September 27, 2011
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Legally Blind

Used as an excuse and in the legally blind vine.
Cop - "So...How fast were you going?"
Guy - "I couldn't have been speeding! I'm legally blind"
by Beeep22 February 24, 2015
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legally retarded

In the state of Maine one is legally retarded upon using LSD several times (i think it is 3 or 4).
Kevin: Hey man, I did LSD 3 times this week. What a trip...

John: I think you may be legally retarded in the state of Maine.

Nick: But your not retarded.

Kevine: Thanks man, thanks, that really means alot to me.
by nick May 19, 2005
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Legate

Stupid prat who plays the trumpet and looks like a lamp post, he likes to eat fudge and licks hayden out
by Samuel Horan April 26, 2005
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Salvia legalization movement

A movement that seeks to make and keep Salvia legal in totally legal in all states in the United States and in all parts of the world, and among all age groups. And to also promote the growing and selling of it among all age groups and all parts of the world.
It is NOT habit forming and no one has EVER overdosed on it.
The people in the movement say that it is another example of the establishment trying to ban anything that gives pleasure and shows that it is a "keep your nose to the grind stone" " join the rat race" culture.
by Judge dredd7 August 6, 2011
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legal tender

The definition of when a Broad is of "legal age of consent" this does vary from state to state
Hey Longbaugh, are these chicks Legal Tender? If not, we'll have to drive em to Indiana, hoooo!
by Jon Himself March 26, 2003
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