lauren

champion, legend, the best, can't be beaten, the envy of all.

"wow that person is so lauren!" or "what a shot, that goal was so lauren"

by #1 champ September 5, 2008

Lauren

A Beautiful girl with an amazing personality who likes Ian

"Hey look at Lauren she is lookin great today"
"yea but dont go for her, she likes Ian and no one else"

by Totally not ian April 22, 2013

Laurent Koscielny

the second most useless soccer player in the world. In one word, Shit.

You're such an awful player dude, Laurent Koscielny could kick your butt.

by crapmachine5000 August 26, 2011

lauren

the girl i will marry

"i love you." - - -- ---

by ssssssssssss July 18, 2008

the lauren alderton

when a woman teases and uses men to do there bidding.

miss alderton used the lauren alderton to get karl chisnal horny in order to get a free drink

miss alderton used the lauren alderton to make her boyfriend buy her a trip to london.

by eye-pod August 18, 2010

Joey lawrence haircut

When an elderly man shits into a bowl or helmet, and then proceeds to place it onto an underage teenage boy's head.

"Old Mr. Herbert gave christopher a joey lawrence haircut today. It was fucking rad!

by ExhumedSynner December 25, 2009

Lawrence

an extremely large penis

he got a lawrence

by Mr, Wright March 22, 2009