The Lonely Hobo

The act of masturbation by taking a huge diarrhea dump, then wiping and chokin it with whatever is on the toilet paper. Most commonly done by lonely, homeless people, who have no lotion so it's hard for them to lube up.

Frank: Dude I'm bored
John: Well then do The Lonely Hobo
Frank: No way man I ate Jalepenos yesterday
John: Suck it up, it'll be tingley like KY

by A lonely guy July 2, 2011

Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome

Psychological despair after passing up an opportunity that would have yielded positive effects because it seemed unsafe. The term is named for Pete Best, the original drummer for the Beatles who dropped out of the band because he believed the band wasn't going to make it. The term also creatively uses the name of the Beatles' hit song, "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band". The term gets it's origins from a play named "Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome".

When she started seeing someone else, he had a bad case of Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome because he didn't ask her out first.

by Palomon December 30, 2007

The Lonely Island

A group of comedians whose originality/novelty does little to make up for their lack of comedic skill. Often falling back on shock humor and swearing because their comedy lacks substance, the trio has managed to acquire an online following seemingly more focused on getting in on the latest craze than finding intelligent, well-written comedy. Using this online following, The lonely Island began writing for an already poorly written SNL. Essentially kicking it while it was down, The Lonely Island has managed to make SNL even worse by using their already-stale comedic (if I dare say that) style. Spreading like a virus over the internet, The Lonely Island threatens replace quality comedy with little more than novelty and one-time-laughs (at best). Andy Samberg (Hot Rod) is by far the worst of the three.

Why do people watch that "The Lonely Island" shit?

I don't know I guess because everyone else does.

by just 1 guy having a good time July 17, 2009

The Lonely Bathroom

When you go into the bathroom to urinate, but upon entry, you find there is a person already using one of the 2 urinals, so you leave instead of using the second urinal, and thus avoiding any akward interaction.

Person 1: dude why did you leave the bathroom? i thought you had to piss?
Person 2: dude i had to pull The lonely bathroom to avoid standing next to the burliest fuck i had ever seen not at a circus.

by GuruStyle June 29, 2010

dumb lonely

When a person is no longer in a relationship because their ex did something dumb, but they now direct all their anger for the ex at all the wrong people thinking that because they may have misjudged the ex maybe he/she has misjudged everyone. Akin to paranoia.

Now that my baby sister has broken up with her boyfriend, she wants to cut off the family members that told her he was a loser too. She’s what Cardi B calls “dumb lonely.”

by MogulMom June 17, 2018

The Lonely Gerstenzang

Cleaning your ears with a Q- tip or cotton swab in a pleasurable fashion, while masturbating. Named after the inventor of the Q-tip Leo Gerstenzang.

Got carried away cleaning my ears the other night. Ended up giving myself the lonely Gerstenzang.

by Edward2yourMother February 26, 2018

very lonely fat chuck

The feeling you get when you are alone. When you have no friends or love, no hair, no real teeth, no job, no social life.. you only have a chat site that you think is real life...you are considered a very lonely fat cuban.

a very lonely fat chuck is someone who's fat and alone.

by fat ugly cuban November 20, 2018