Awkward Llama

the arch-nemesis of the awkward turtle, a mascot to awkward moments or situations.

soooo..... *awkward llama*

by jakey0boy June 18, 2010

Red Llama

A creepy person that follows and inappropriately touches you.

Instead of yelling rape yell "RED LLAMA" and people come to your help.

by NICKKCOLE August 25, 2013

Evil Demon Llama

One of the most powerful of all the demons. It has great strength, large fangs, fire breath, laser vision, bat-like wings, and deadly farts.
Its weaknesses are plaid, paisley, lemons, and bright colors.
Their ach enemies are the Unicorns, who are disguised as gazelle in Wisconsin.

AHHHHH the evil demon llamas are attacking!

by your momma is a llama December 19, 2009

Gummi Llama

The awesomest type of llama, due to the fact that it is made of gummi candy and therefore doubles as a cute and furry animal with the best name ever, and a delicious fruity snack.(Credited to HappyBubbles03 and Mistybeach)

Zoey:"I think we should use a gummi llama as our group picture!" Tiddleskenmark: "No, we are using a plastic cup with a smiley face on it." Zoey: "Drat, you have crushed my hopes and dreams. I HOPE YOU AND YOUR SMILEYFACE CUPS ARE HAPPY."

by Zoey [HappyBubbles03] March 3, 2008

Invisible Pet Llama

The Invisible Pet Llama is a creature native to San Mateo, CA. The Invisible Pet Llama has been known to migrate to Arizona for long periods of time before returning to its natural habitat. The Invisible Pet Llama can be identified by its frolicking in meadows and persisitant dancing. The diet of Invisible Pet Llama's consists largely of Monster energy drink and magic.

The Invisible Pet Llama frolicked in Edwonya Meadow

by Max Asencio October 2, 2007

Dhali Llama

1. One who is abnormally smart or knowledgeable
2. A person who is respected and worshipped by EVERYONE
3. An ambassador from the god-beings of the nation of Parhoove

Let's ask the Dhali Llama our question because he's brilliant and knows everything and is superior to all living things in the universe.

by Ian January 24, 2004

The Llama

When a girl goes down on a guy, takes his semen in her mouth and then comes up to him and spits it in his face. Much like a llama spits at people in anger.

Judy was pissed off at Bill for the rumors he started about her, so she took him into the back room of a party, sucked him off and then spit it in his face right in the middle of the living room in front of everyone. Everyone knew she was 'The Llama.'

by winerat March 18, 2009