Kyle

The best, most amazing person you will ever meet. the 2nd coming of God. The most amazing personality. The greatest friend who can tell the most amazing jokes, he will help you when you are down. He doesnt do great in school, nor in sports but he makes up for it in personality.

Girl 1: he's a total Kyle, and i kind of like it.
Girl 2: He never talks to girls though. what a shame...

by Yuo Chun February 2, 2019

Kyle

The best, most amazing person you will ever meet. the 2nd coming of God. The most amazing personality. The greatest friend who can tell the most amazing jokes, he will help you when you are down. He doesnt do great in school, nor in sports but he makes up for it in personality.

Girl 1: he's a total Kyle, and i kind of like it.
Girl 2: He never talks to girls though. what a shame...

by Yuo Chun February 2, 2019

Kyle

a sexy beast who has many talents including sex, skating, jibbing, snowboarding, throwin shit down, kicking ass, getting girls to love him, have a black mans body but be white, and speaking different languages. Also has a tendancy to be a smooth talker and get lots of pussy and tits. Can be a scale of hotness.

Girl: Wow that guys really hot.
Friend: Ya he's a Kyle for sure.
Girl: We should fuck him they have huge dicks!

by $teez wit eaze November 7, 2011

Kyle

A drug free liberal who goes to lgbt acceptance rallies with rowley from diary
Of a wimpy kid 😎

Hey you know Kyle? He N E V E R smok devils lettuce

by Kyle’s Uber Driver July 18, 2018

a kyle

a piece of shit that doesn't have their life together. A kyle dates people just for the pleasure and doesn't really like them. a kyle likes to smack ass, grab titties, or lick clits when hungry. He attracts girls very quickly but then loses them.

My boyfriend was a kyle after I found out he dated me just for my ass.

by dickshitarydictionary November 7, 2019

Kyled

A workplace term for making plans for a group lunch destination then leaving a person behind(generally named Kyle).

We all went to Chili's for lunch, but Jason got Kyled.

by CrashW007 June 3, 2007

Kyle

A wannabe or real skater boi who wears beanies and lives off of Monster and Taco Bell. They sometimes contract ligma, sugma, fugma, AND bofa. They also COMPLETELY OBLITERATE any sort of drywall and or someone who has spilled their Monster.

Nobody:
Kyle: "Keep your friends close, but your drywall closer."

by CertifiedWeebTrash July 21, 2019