john

a boy that is pretty stupid and has a smoll penis :)

wow you are a john of a man

by you are a john July 27, 2020

John

John is one of the WORST insults you could call anyone.

Most people don’t know what it means, which is perfect. It means you’re fat, extremely ugly, annoying, lonely and a dumbass bitch so go ahead and call those skskskskrunchie loving freaks a John and then say: “if you don’t shut the fuck up right now I’m a skskskirt my foot up your ass”
You’re welcome😂

Girl 1: that guy just called me a John... what does that mean
Girl 2:😱

by Carebear2007 November 3, 2019

john

john 💖💖💗💗💗💗💖💟💕💝😻❣🥰😍♥♥💘💘💘💘💗💗💖

john

by Napolenmm June 21, 2021

John

John is a fuck boy. He doesn’t know what he wants and can appear nice and sweet and innocent but that’s not the truth. He prefers cheap and easy girls to girls of substance. Stay away from anyone named John because they will just break your heart.

That John man, he’s the worst.

by The Sophisticated Beauty June 16, 2018

The John

An alcoholic drink made from combining diet coke with cheap tequila. The name refers to the taste, similar to toilet water.

I passed out in a puddle of vomit because I was drinking the Johns all night.

by Don Lemmings October 24, 2017

JOHN

a man with a very small penis, occasionally about 2 and a half inches in width and 1 inch long erect.

johns penis was so small that sheral cryed

by blargalarga March 24, 2013

John

A guy with a needle dick. Not very satisfactory in bed. Very bland personality, will not keep anyone entertained for longer than 3 minutes. He is so oblivious about having a needle dick.that he pulls it out at any chance he can. He regularly says idiotic things. Will never be able to string together a line of intelligent words.

Girl 1 have you seen johns needle dick.

Girl 2 it looks like a needle lol.

by the CBK May 6, 2014