John

John-a very cute guy with a good attitude well give girls attention and fight for there girl!!He loves making you mad so he can get you happy ! Has a great sexy voice ! He’s always trustworthy.

John is always there!

by Jenny2018 September 23, 2018

john

a kid who looks like a raccoon and smokes a bunch of crazy shit with a kid who has a mop for hair.
he also says I DON'T WANNA FIGHT YOU and does nerf dart flips.

john says i don't wanna fight you

by Jayon12345 February 12, 2019

John

A fucking Jack ass that wants to fuck every women and man on the earth and exploits every person he dates

You know John is a fucking bitch

by DragonbornM March 5, 2020

The John

An alcoholic drink made from combining diet coke with cheap tequila. The name refers to the taste, similar to toilet water.

I passed out in a puddle of vomit because I was drinking the Johns all night.

by Don Lemmings October 24, 2017

John

John is a fuck boy. He doesn’t know what he wants and can appear nice and sweet and innocent but that’s not the truth. He prefers cheap and easy girls to girls of substance. Stay away from anyone named John because they will just break your heart.

That John man, he’s the worst.

by The Sophisticated Beauty June 16, 2018

JOHN

a man with a very small penis, occasionally about 2 and a half inches in width and 1 inch long erect.

johns penis was so small that sheral cryed

by blargalarga March 24, 2013

John

A guy with a needle dick. Not very satisfactory in bed. Very bland personality, will not keep anyone entertained for longer than 3 minutes. He is so oblivious about having a needle dick.that he pulls it out at any chance he can. He regularly says idiotic things. Will never be able to string together a line of intelligent words.

Girl 1 have you seen johns needle dick.

Girl 2 it looks like a needle lol.

by the CBK May 6, 2014