Jill

The hand you beat off with. Use "Jill" instead of saying you're masturbating so people think you plugging and actual girl.

Friend 1: "hey, wanna hang out tonight?"
Friend 2: "nah I can, I'm gonna go tap Jill later"

by Ricky Buddy March 6, 2017

Jill

1) A premature ejaculator. Fast nutter
Adj. Donkey show performing artist
2) A Karen

I think ThatJill called the fire department on us for shooting fireworks at each other.
That jill keeps complaining about the volume of our music, somebody needs laid.

by Ghengis-khan979 March 13, 2024

Jill

does weed

Jill does weed :0

by heihey December 2, 2021

Jill

The greatest mom on the entire planet Earth. Literally the nicest person you can ever meet. Everyone loves her because she's such a sweetheart. A woman who puts all others before herself, and makes the ultimate self-sacrifices for love and the wellbeing of others. Never once does she put herself first, despite the numerous chances she's given. A woman who you easily forget has had an extremely hard life because you can literally become suspicious that she's an actual angel on Earth. She loves her children unconditionally, and I hope she understands that we love her unconditionally as well. She's the one thing in existence I look to when I need strength – when I need to stay kind, compassionate, and when I need to persevere when life keeps slamming me with its iron fist. She's incredibly modest and asks for nothing. You complement her and she'll say "Ah.. well, I'm just doing what anyone would do."

Literally everyone she knows (yes, they've all said this): "If Jill doesn't get into Heaven, what hope do we have?"

by Master-Wordsmith October 10, 2021

Jill Bond

Jill Bond- A beautiful person inside and out. Weird, hilarious, smart and everyone wants to be around her. Best mother in so many ways. (Anybody that has a Jill Bond in their life is super lucky) - Warrior! Trooper! and so admirable :) 😘

Jill Bond - Wife, Mother, sister and best friend

by KelEve July 19, 2023

A Jill

The narc or office tattletale.

I heard she's keeping track of who comes in late and then runs to the boss. She's such a Jill.

by Gargoyleknob April 29, 2024

Jill

Jill is one of those selfish sluts that like to get in her own way, she may look and sound like a dead toad that caught a virus and moves around like one, Jill may have fake friends just because she wants to move around acting like top shit when you can see the dead toad in her, do not trust a Jill.

Sam: Is that Jill?
Ken: Nah that’s a toad.

by Name_me001 July 17, 2022