Jerry Brown

The color of San Francisco's human excrement.

"Our sidewalks are now Jerry Brown."

by Honeyko April 18, 2019

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Jerry-Built

Something poorly built is “jerry-built.”

Boy......that hot rod is a piece of junk!
Sure is jerry-built!!

by Mike Dallos November 24, 2004

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Jerry Seinfeld

God

We must pray to our God Jerry Seinfeld

by Boxperson25 March 25, 2020

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Jerry Rigged

The actual term is Jury Rigged, but as always we just started changing it when no one knew that. It means fixing something with whatever is on hand.

I jerry rigged my door handle to stay on with duct tape and cardboard.

by The great ruiner July 2, 2018

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Hey, what are you doing here? You think you can just walk barge into my house like that? Really? Have some manners!

Well actually, my name isn’t Jerry, so this isn’t my house either… but that’s besides the point!

You better get out of here! I mean it! I have Jerry’s phone number, I can call him right now! Actually, I can’t do that, because then he’ll wonder why I’m at his house in the first place.

Whatever, I was about to leave anyways, stay as long as you want, I guess.

When Jerry finally arrived at Jerry’s House exhausted form a very long day, he was surprised to find two people arguing in his living room that he’d never seen before. Naturally, he called the cops, and they won’t to prison… including Jerry, the cops arrested him too.

by My name isn’t jerry July 4, 2021

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