Jeiism

The belief that the Italian Europop Singer Jeffrey Jey is the reincarnation of Jesus Christ, and by listening to Eiffel 65, you are saved from sin.

After feeling spiritually enlightened, Thomas O'Neil converted to Jeiism.

Critics of the song "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" called the song propaganda for a Jeiist cult.

by ThomasRobotic June 12, 2017

jeissy

Caring, someone to look up to. A great person to have around

Damn I'm happy to have jeissy in my life

by Curlyheadswinning02 December 18, 2017

jewish shuffle

The jewish shuffle is what a guy does when it's time to pay his share of the bill and can't seem to locate his wallet. Instead of producing the cash he begins patting himself down and exhibits a dumb look on his face while explaining that he can't find his wallet. This is usually followed by him asking his friends to knock out his share of the bill.

Shit! That sorry bum Trevor just busted out with the Jewish Shuffle after we ordered food at Burger King. His broke ass never has any cash!

by Gatemouth brown January 4, 2018

Jewish Snorkel

The act of lodging your nose up a woman’s vagina while she farts down your mouth as she is sitting on your face.

“Bro, I totally copped a Jewish Snorkel off that bird I met last night!!!”

by Garzie June 24, 2018

Jewish Jack Shot

Taking a cup used for ashing cigarettes (or Ash tray) pouring a shot of Jack Daniels into it for a tasty treat.

Friend 1: Dare you to to take a Jewish Jack shot
Friend 2:what's it worth?
Friend 1: tenner
Friend 2: DEAL!

by Cheezybiscuit September 21, 2018

jelissia

Jelissia is a name of a powerful strong women, she/he has a big hart

Jelissia what are you up to ?

by jmg February 14, 2019

Jeniset

Jeniset is someone who is very funny, kindhearted, and crazy. She's someone who you can always count on if you ever need someone to talk too. She's not the most prettiest or most beautiful girl you have ever met but she's unique and with the most extraordinary person you will ever meet. She's like a sunflower that no one ever chooses because roses are better then them. She doesnt have a lot of friends but she has those 2 or 3 people that she considers her friends even if they don't really care for her because that's how Jeniset's are. She's a wild and hyper person who loves to be adventurous and reach for goals. But be aware something rude or mean and she will get on your back. Also jeniset can fall deep inlove with that one special person but their not the best at telling the on who they like and have bad luck on guys. She loves watching movies and eating foods and exploring new thing's but she can be a little lazy. She's outgoing and literally talks to anyone who comes her way. She can be annoying sometimes but she means no harm.

David: "Who's that girl?"
Layla: "Oh thats jeni"
David: "Wow she's a girl with a unique (very different from others) personality wish we were friend's"

Jeniset- A girl who is fun.

by Joarys May 17, 2019