tar in a jar

A slang term for that godawful drink Newcastle Brown Ale (now ironically brewed in gteshead, not newcastle) or Newcy Broon as it is also known by

'Oh god, you havnt got the tar in a jar again have you?'

tar in a jar by Noah_swann June 20, 2005

pickle jar face 

The strained look on one's face while trying to open a pickle jar lid (or similar lid) which requires exerting substantial force. This look is often displayed by males when experiencing intense concentration during a sexual performance.

When Randy was caught having sex in the backseat of his car, he prominently displayed pickle jar face as he pumped the girl with determination.

pickle jar face by Trucker Ass January 16, 2008

Jelly Jar 

a vagina that is very wide and open from having many children usually also has a large bush with it.

i saw the bus driver's jelly jar she must've had hundreds of kids, she should also break out the hedge trimmers for that bush.

Jelly Jar by Kobe Bryant The Black Mamba April 15, 2009

gnar jar 

A banging headache usually achieved by hitting your head on the floor during an extream sport.

Holy shit dude I've had the worst gnar jar every since I ate shit on that front side lip slide on the 10 set.

gnar jar by iDa Guzman of bexley June 28, 2011

Pickle Jar 

When one pulls the cover's over their significant other's head when cover puller has not showered in a few days and their balls are giving off a particularly vinegary scent. Similar to a dutch oven

It made me so mad when Frank pulled the covers over my head so I could smell smell his post-work out vinegary ball sweat. He laughed really loud and said, "You're in the pickle jar now bitch!"

Pickle Jar by anyonmous October 22, 2006

jiz jar 

your girlfriend

i gots to go see my jiz jar

jiz jar by scott February 10, 2004

mayonnaise jar 

Someone who frequently preforms the act of fellatio and is reputed for "swallowing".

John and Bill jizzed down Sara's throat, she is a total mayonnaise jar, do you know her number?

mayonnaise jar by Joe November 16, 2003