Jacob

Jacob is a guy that acts somewhat like a turtle Some would describe him as slow and chill

Look at me, I’m Jacob! “In the dirty south They call me turtle because I’m slow and I’m chill”

by Myliftedtruckmycowboyboots January 20, 2018

Jacob

a very gay person with no sense of humor and dead inside

Stop being a Jacob

by KevinoLeDepression May 7, 2018

jacob

the biggest unco/lier you will ever meet, he. will steal and break all of your drink bottles

Watch out! There is a Jacob over there.

by Whoops_1122332 May 29, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is a wierd but funny person he is probably a shy but nice and outgoing guy and he probably really good at games Lul he prolly has a lot of friends and probably has orange hair or red lol

Jacob: wanna hear a joke
Girl: yeah sure
Jacob: Are u a parking ticket
Girl: No why
Jacob:Cause u got fine written all over you

Girl: HA your soo funny ily

by Dexter montes May 21, 2020

Jacob

THE FATTEST SIMP EVER JACOB SMIthoroonie

JACOB was all around the girls yesterday JOCOB SMITHOROONIE

by SUperSeTh123987 November 1, 2020

Jacob

Fuck the police comin straight from the underground, a young nigga got it bad cuz I’m brown.

“Jacob’s a fucking G.”

“I wanna die.”

by Very_Gay June 11, 2019

Jacob

He's gay....and never home

Look at Jacob, gay cunt, oh wait: He's not even home

by Benjahman March 13, 2015