Jordan 

A guy who seems totally perfect, always caring, very sweet and affectionate, and semi-good-looking. But then turns out to be a total perv only sweet-talking you to get anything and everything he wants sexually. A fuckin' politician (literally).

I thought he was the perfect boyfriend. But he turned out to be a total "Jordan".

Jordan by PseudonymName00 December 27, 2008

Jordan 

Jordan is a girl with a hot @$$ that can squeeze your dick with her vag so hard that you'll cum too fast.

I totally hooked up with a Jordan last night, it was the best 5 seconds EVER!!

Jordan by Murray FrogsFrogs August 11, 2010

jordan 

to take things too far

"Stop pulling a Jordan"

jordan by Jeffrey Kerr February 14, 2009

jordan 

the techinical name for a complete idiot, who dumps his girlfriend for the smallest of reason, then makes her feel bad about it for almost a year afterwards, whilst claiming he can then get any girl he can in front of forementioned ex.

also, it can be used to refer to penis size (below five inches).

god that guy dumped her for no reason
he is such a complete jordan.

god his jordan is tiny!

jordan by vince1234 January 11, 2009

Jordan 

A bad bitch

Damn that kid was being a jordan last night!

Jordan by k.k.g May 21, 2011

Jordan  

GAY, thats it no more nothing else

jordan is a HOMO, there is no more examples

Jordan by rasta binladen October 1, 2007

Jordan 

A half beast half troll that never relies on facts or probability to succeed in his ventures. His only guiding sense is his glowing beard that lights up when he's about to do something correct, just in case. He also has the ability to make a good pizza and vanish from thin air in the midst of his mortal enemy LAPD.

Who took all the lightbulbs out of the sockets?

Its was Jordan, he's building a fire.

Jordan by dragonking December 26, 2012