Jaspers punch

A cat jumps on its back to legs and gets on of its paws and throws it forward.

My cat was in a fight and used the move jaspers punch.

by Yispa April 21, 2021

Jaspering

When you bitch about fat-shaming in media while also admitting you find overweight men to be sexy to the point of having their onlyfans content reposted on your social media.

Oh he is Jaspering again.

by MM132 January 30, 2024

Jasper

If you know someone called Jasper, they will make you feel like they care about you and only you. They make you feel like you are the center of attention and give all their love and attention to you and make it seem like they care about you and only you when they are talking to you even though they care about everybody. Jasper is usually never rude to anybody only if someone is rude to them or their friends, but if you know a Jasper never be rude to them because it’s really hard for them to forgive you and they probably never will. Jasper was the kindest and funniest guy I knew so if you know a Jasper never let them go! - Isabella

A: Jasper looks so handsome today, I have a huge crush on him!

B: Back off he’s mine!

by ItzKookie August 21, 2020

Jasper

an emo dude who is obsessed with trees and enjoys fucking sleeping cows in their free time.

Jasper hit me with a pan on Monday at 9:15

by weh.water.whapids May 28, 2023

Jasper Chou

Jasper is uhm a person that you can really love spending time with even tho you h4t3 him. #Chotufou or however you spell

we love him :) jasper chou is funny

by sophionese March 18, 2021

jasper grafton

two simple words : big dick

crickey that jasper grafton has a massive dick

by man buns March 21, 2023

The Jaspers

its a popular group of friends everybody likes them

stranger 1: OMG I HEARD THE JASPERS ARE COMING TO GO TO OUR SCHOOL!!

stranger 2: OMG REALLY!!

by jaylin.mari3 November 10, 2019