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Jason

You are so smart that you waste your time searching up a name, like how sad is your life that you take time out of your day to search this up you pathetic loser
by Your pseudonym0420 March 28, 2023
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Jason

It means July, August, September, October, and November. Or, it is like a shorter name of Jayson. Jason most likely knows a guy named Justin, I could be wrong though.
“Do you have a crush on anyone?,” said Emma.
Yeah I do, his name is Jason. He may be annoying, but he can look cute sometimes,” said Tiffany.
by Austinhere October 15, 2019
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Jason

1.A demigod sent to fulfill the fantasies of women aged 18-45.
2.He who possess manners that the dude from “Kingsman” would be impressed with.
3. A man with exceptional standards and manners that others rarely notice.
4.A man whose only fault is being “too perfect.”
5.A man with a slight dark side that you can’t get enough of.
The sun: “I have to get my shades on, Jason is coming out.”

Girl: “Jason is so hot!”
Girl’s friend: “Yeah, I passed by and got a first degree Jason burn!

My manners
by MisterJsHarleyQuinn March 7, 2019
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A Jason

To be used as an anal gimp at a party and take any and all loads during the night.
Bill: "Hey mate you look knackered!"
Dave: "Yeah was used as A Jason last night, could sleep on my back when I finally got home"
Bill: "Did you have fun at least?"
Dave: "Yeah was great"
by Wank-o-meter January 31, 2023
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Jason

He is nice most of the time. He will call you an idiot and a loser but you just do it back!!
Jason is #veryannoying
by Jit Jat December 31, 2018
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Jason

he's mine fuckers, back off. mine. mine. mine. MINE
jason = mine
by jd's girl xoxo January 21, 2022
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Jason

For he is a great friend with lots of friends and is taken. He is actually very smart and this is not a lie but still girls are hitting up on him. If u don’t believe him dm him and he’ll show u and he is 5ft Asian and again, IS TAKEN
Ohh is that Jason he’s so hot
Jason is so smart

Damm he’s taken I wanted to date him
by Erica costel November 28, 2018
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