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gabe itch

an joke to tell you your a gay bitch
"what is your name? oh its gabe itch. Get it?"
by heyimgabeitch December 1, 2022
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It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning

Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.

The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.

Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.

or

Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.

In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
by ItItchesAndBurns43 December 29, 2023
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Itch bitchin

When you are pissed off at your boyfriend for cheating on you but you haven’t fully given up on men so you are itchin to be with a bitch
Tanya: OMG did you hear that Justin cheated on Samantha?
Emily: yeah she was caught itch bitchin with the girl Justin cheated with.
by Chiccaa November 6, 2021
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Booze Itch

One’s feeling that they need to drink alcohol; can be brought on by a hangover (hair of the dog), in-laws (coping), or any other reason, but is typically defined by an inexplicable need to drink when you shouldn’t.
Mike: I’m getting the booze itch, Steve.

Steve: I hear you, bruh. Bloodies?
by Jinxed Bayous August 1, 2018
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Grao's itch

An itch occuring specifically to balls of celebrities, leading to awkward scenarios or positions which are too sore to be avoided even while being on camera. These awkward moments are then immaculately captured and posted on social media. The itch is named after famous internet personality who first captured Indian politician Kejriwal doing such an act.
Vinny: Those ball tampering photos of Kejriwal were funny

Me: Grao's itch gets them all
by hellslyne April 2, 2018
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gristle itch

Like saying, your ass hurts !
Man, your gristle itch ! Your butt needs wiping

cause your full of crap lying all the time !
Dude, your gristle itch !

You need to wipe dude, cause your talking BS.
by SethII April 14, 2014
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my pepe itches

It's a pretty dank meme. At the end of the video, he does some weird shit with his legs.
by Fat tight pus April 10, 2019
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