Brawler's Itch

The insatiable desire to fight a mf, but for various reasons can't.

Friend 1: Why are you making fists?

Friend 2: I didn't notice I must have the Brawler's itch

by DR.SDR13729 April 13, 2023

The Royal Itch

A rash that is only cured by frequenting The Royal ex. The Merino Tavern owned by the Patterson family.

Holy moly bro I’ve got the Royal itch bad today.

by Confirmed ghostie November 29, 2023

gay itch

when you have an itch at, around, or near your private parts

person 1: ah shit im itching right near my balls again, thats like the 5th time this week
person 2: you have the gay itch

by sweetcreamscoops November 30, 2023

My balls itch so bad

My balls are itching

My balls itch so bad, bro

Me too
Let's itch each other's balls
Aaaa I'm nutting !

by Bucketissupercoolexclamation December 4, 2023

Gabe Itch

A kind of itchiness caused by Gabe,it is said if you sleep with him you get the itchiness too.

A gabe itch is chasing me

by NickHer69420 July 26, 2023

Itch bitchin

When you are pissed off at your boyfriend for cheating on you but you haven’t fully given up on men so you are itchin to be with a bitch

Tanya: OMG did you hear that Justin cheated on Samantha?
Emily: yeah she was caught itch bitchin with the girl Justin cheated with.

by Chiccaa November 6, 2021

Perma-Itch

Perma-Itch. When your pet gets stuck in a permanent loop between being itchy and scratched. Scratch me. Runs away. Comes Back. Scratch me. Runs away. Comes Back. Scrat...

Brix is stuck in a perma-itch again. Needs his flee medicine.

by BrixieBoi October 29, 2021