indoor sportsman

1. A guy who joins a gym but doesn't like to do anything outdoors.

2. Someone into an indoor sport like bowling or darts.

3. A guy who says he's an athlete to impress women, but they're so skinny/pale you know they never go outside.

4. A wanker.

(Def 2) I blew out my knee playing basketball, now I'm an indoor sportsman.

(Def 3 and 4)
Guy 1: So I was talking up this girl, right, she was checking out my biceps ...
Guy 2: What, who, you? The indoor sportsman? Did you show her your "trophy"?

by jevanyn January 4, 2010

Indomarican

American with parents of Indian heritage and resides in America.

Raj is an Indomarican because his parents were born in India.

by JimmyJohn's January 21, 2010

indophiliac

One who has an indian fetish.

well I am an indophiliac.

by Blob boo November 3, 2010

Indogma

Originating in Gloucester, Ma. Indogma is a synonym for indeed. It essentially means indeed, yes, or to agree with.

Wade: Text me Sometime

Steven: Indogma

Kathy: Did Wade let the dogs out again?

Steven: Indogma

by Wade let the dogs out, again.. September 10, 2011

indoctrinactivism

1. Any form of activism that acts to indoctrinate, rather than inform, a target audience, the activists doing it, or both.

I'm getting tied of the indoctrinactivism of all those Randroid freaks at the business school.

by Scolopendra May 25, 2012

Indoor Helmet

A helmet specially made for mentally slow people so that they do not injure themselves while performing menial daily activities. Usually given as an award for incredibly stupid or dangerous behavior.

Rob : Shit bobby just flipped over the coffee table in the dark again!

Jan : that dumbass, the light switch is right there!

Rob : Well, he gets the Indoor Helmet of the Day Award again!

Bobby : OWWWW!

by Kainaluboi July 8, 2012

indoor snowball

A cup filled with hard boiled eggs that are eaten whilst playing Rollerblade Racer on an NES

Hey Jean, pass the cup of "indoor snowballs" I'm hungry

by Throw your Shoe March 20, 2014