Minecraft

A game where non-virgins go to escape the virgin curse of Fortnite. Created in 2009 by the first Swedish Minecraft multimillionaire. Currently the best selling sandbox game of all time.

Person 1: “Hey, wanna play Fortnite?”
Person 2: “Hell no! I’m not a virgin!”
Person 1: “What about Minecraft?”
Person 2: “Actually, that sounds fun.”

by Minecraftboi January 30, 2020

Minecraft

Was cool 9 years ago then pewds made epic again. BUT LAZARBEAM DID IT FIRST YOU MOTHER FUC-

Minecraft is pretty cool

by epik Yello May 2, 2020

Minecraft

BEST FUCKING GAME EVER. Fuck fortnite. SMH IMAGINE NOT PLAYING MINECRAFT. eeeeeewwwwwwwwww Plus the community is so nice!? :) Just play it you wont regret it >:(

Chad: I played minecraft today

Jessica: BROOOOOOOO so BADASS!!!1!!

by Stop_It July 12, 2020

minecraft

a game that weaboos play # kill the pandas

i love minecraft

by oofnite October 21, 2019

Minecraft

a meme game that people make fun of because its fucking bad ass

bully:people who play Minecraft are faggots
other person: I WILL FUCKING CURB SROMP YOU

by Some five year old April 1, 2017

Minecrafter

Usualy a fat spoild kid (or man) with no life that has nothing better to do than sit on their fat ass, rather than being an active productive person. Instead they will be a unproductive waste of human resource. If you or a friend plays minecraft, you are encouraged to get a life.

I hate that fat anoying minecrafter.

by I'm not a kid July 7, 2014

Minecraft

Minecraft Is A Cringy Game For Little 4 Year Olds

Bill - Hey Whats Your Favorite Game

Max - Minecraft
Bill - Wow What A Little Cringy 4 Year Old I Dont Wanna Be Friends With People Who Play Minecraft

by Ricky12 September 26, 2018