A (usually married) m+f couple seeking out a third. They will insist the potential third must be a natal female, and preferably young, pretty, bisexual, and interested in sex with both partners. By the time you've listed all of that, you're looking for a person that's so rare and highly sought-after that, "you're looking for unicorns."
Advertisement: "We're a m+f couple looking for a third! Must be a a cis female, aged 18-25 years old, pretty, submissive, and unlikely to get attached. Bonus if she's willing to act as the an unpaid babysitter and housekeeper. Please send picture and a message telling us why we should choose you."
Person reading the ad: "OK, so you're a unicorn hunter. Sure, those girls are out there, but the chance of finding one is so low that you might as well be hunting for unicorns."
Person reading the ad: "OK, so you're a unicorn hunter. Sure, those girls are out there, but the chance of finding one is so low that you might as well be hunting for unicorns."
by PinkKitten420 March 19, 2021
by youngdeeps March 12, 2015
by StellarAce27 September 15, 2016
Bitch Hunter was a weekly television action-drama starring Will Ferrel that aired on NBC. It was canceled after the airing of the first episode due to a massive amount of complaints filed against the network by women's groups, due to the graphic portrayal of hunting bitches, as well as the hero's catchphrase "Happy Birthday, bitches!"
The show was nominated for eight Emmy's.
The show was nominated for eight Emmy's.
by sicsempertyrannis April 24, 2010
A male cadet who has lost all self-respect and is actively pursuing a trou in the interests of getting his little pencil wet. Officially the lowest form of life on Post, worse than Cadet Sergeant Majors.
by bitterplebe February 12, 2009
A gorgeous, perfect, stubborn girl who's the only girl I imagine to marry and make beautiful children with.
I love Monique Hunter.
by YourMan<3 February 11, 2012
An upperclassman, usually a male or one who is older than a freshman girl, they stalk their prey daily via facebook. These creatures usually attends parties that include several younger females. They will attempt anything and go through great lengths to get into the younger females' pants.
Also known as : cradle robbers
Also known as : cradle robbers
Leland: Yo who invited those fuckin' freshman hunters man?! They're not comin in my house..
Young drunk freshman slut: Oh my god! Is that Jake!? I loovvee him let him in!
Leland: Screw that .. I dont even know him
Jake(freshman hunter): I just kicked in the door it was locked, is that alright ? I heard there were some freshman girls up in here!
Young drunk freshman slut: Oh my god! Is that Jake!? I loovvee him let him in!
Leland: Screw that .. I dont even know him
Jake(freshman hunter): I just kicked in the door it was locked, is that alright ? I heard there were some freshman girls up in here!
by Brendan10200 July 05, 2010